Samantha Shanahan

"There's one cashier girl who looks like a creature out of the movie Avatar. It's a striking resemblance."

"20 minutes until close, get on this ride. If theres nobody waiting for your seat, you can ride it over and over. Blue side."

"I don't see a donut fryer, you are only frosting them. I saw you carrying in ready made donuts. Ill believe it when i see it donut man"

"FRAUDS. their donuts are bought from walmart."

"Dillon meeks' milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard."

"Went to potbelly's today in the beautiful 80 degree weather. Lots of people downtown. Its a sandwich joint, and there was a sign on the door "Out of bread". Lets just say it was dead inside."