James Gentry

"Here's a tip. Don't eat at this dump."

"Absolutely worth the $7.50 for a trip to the top of the lighthouse, a great story from the docent, and a self-guided tour of the museum."

"The burgers are delicious, and the service is fantastic."

"The Vegetarian combo is amazing. And great service."

"Get a cut and a shave here. They do a fantastic job."

"Here's a tip; grow a giant set of breasts if you want the "mixologist's" attention. And pretention over substance is the order of business at the bar."