Scott Cargle

"Too much salt in the broth. Unfortunate, really good ramen was ruined."

"Probably the most disgusting Italian food I have ever eaten in my life. And I've had a lot of disgusting Italian food in my time."

"Fire your crappy dentist, and get to Dr. Mirani now. She truly is a no pain dentist. She's lovely."

"Ask for a beer from their in house bartender."

"Order the bread pudding early. They don't have microwave and heat it in a conventional oven. And its worth the wait."

"Don't eat the food. And the waiters add their own tips onto the check, so watch out."