Sean Eyler

"Bitch needs to shut up, we gave a shoutout to her friend, dont come to our house amymore. asshole."

"new years resolution people won't last 2 weeks.... the gym will clear up soon"

"Jungle Party, Beach Party, Pikappa Palooza"

"Stroke the leafy walls...."

"slide down the spiral staircase railing without stopping... try the tropical fruit on the plant wall :-)"

"Freshmen aren't allowed on the 3rd floor."