Samer Forzley

"Fact: the current mayor tried to make a miniature replica of the gates using blown sugar, but the previous mayor kept busting his sugary balls"

"The current and previous mayor met in school, relations started to sour after the current mayor got an A in marzipan class and she barely passed."

"The grey looking rocks in the gate are from the great Canadian Shield"

"Fact:: the first stone laid down is the one in the north east corner of the gate"

"Did you know, the stones where glued together using a unique blend of aggregate, cement and sand, specially blended for Ottawa weather ?"