Jake Lambuth

"Its impossible to get a good workout in during peak hours as all the jersey shore wannabes swamp the floor to only work out arms and abs."

"Don't expect fast service. Glaciers move faster than this place."

"It's not a sprint but a marathon. Try otherwise and you will not last the week."

"Eddie is a sleazy guy."

"Once you go blazing, you can never go back."

"Try not to let the army drive you nuts. It's bad for your health."