Sigmund

"Buck is this a massage parlor? It's about friggin time toms river got apace a guy could get his carrot whacked."

"I lost two balls in the sand trap."

"Mindy is super hot..... Non conformist goth girls don't shave down there."

"I pulled some old school butter bean punches here. One of the guys put me in a full Nelson rear mount and punished my ass."

"I saw a really husky girl jogging around the track. It was Christine the mayor of the track. She was eating a chocolate ice cream cone with sprinkles."

"I was asked for some butt love by a guy named Ed. He kept bragging he was the mayor of mid state prison. Told me he boofed the phone and charger in order to get it into the jail. Super weird."