Scott G

"You won't remember it. But that's ok because if you did you would wish you hadn't."

"Drunken Mushrooms are the cat's PJ's, do it."

"Stacey serves you up the hottest flapjacks in town!"

"Here's a tip, don't eat here...ever."

"weak drinks and snotty barkeeps is the order of the day here"

"Burt and Suzy love crab so you best bring some legs!"