Leon S

"So much cheap beer and amazing chicken"

"Asians ruthlessly bash into you and cut you off even when the shops empty."

"Need a tooth removed? Buy a packet of vanilla peanuts. 9/10 dentists approve of this form of tooth removal, both from the tooth chipping density of the peanut and the 60grams of sugar per 100grams."

"Don't walk out the back, there is the worst poetry and spoken word I've ever heard."

"Watch out for hippies on pills, they are raving out and spewing in alleyways"

"When bombing in the pool from the second balcony, make sure you leap far enough to miss the concrete!"