Sean Ingram

"BEST crab rangoon! General Tso is an auto-win as well. I never take out but I always Takie Outit! And you should too! #doit"

"Come experience the infamous CancerCunt and her trash hole boyfriend chain smoking cigarettes inside from below. Be a part of the stench that it brings. Always a good time."

"OMG WTF BBQ!!!!!!"

"Trying to park here is like pulling your skin off. Snatch yourself a nice bottle of green Tabasco to get back at the universe. All is well. Enjoy. Rinse wash repeat. You know you'll be back."

"Great beer. When you can get one. It's mostly either brodega or blowdega. It's very rarely bodega, but when it is you'll see me there."

"Come straight to the bar. Primo will over-generously take care of you. Tell him a joke. He loves jokes. Oh and best seafood this side of the eastern seaboard."