Stephen Tagg

"Food comes in tapas style dishes;easy to get a taste of the menu in a party of six if each chooses 3 things! And it's all so nice you want to come back. Was no more than £30 a head before drinks."

"My phone connected to eduroam for wifi. Is there a university near here?"

"Kettle in room, but can't fill from the basin tap - hint use teeth cleaning glass!"

"Toilets are two floors down from the eleventh floor lecture theatre."

"Long-legged customers should avoid sitting at the door/table, if possible."

"Beware the nasty nurse from the north. Don't let her bully you!"