Stuart Curran

"There's gold in them there lockers! You can always find leftover pound coins thanks to the rich, forgetful inhabitants of Lewes."

"Don't order the pizzas. Undercooked and served on a metal platter than leaves a metallic taste in your mouth."

"Make sure you secure your food if you leave your tent otherwise you might find a pig in your cornflakes."

"It's all gone a bit Chelsea"

"If you're in a hurry for a taxi, nip round the corner to the station, there are always plenty waiting."

"Coffee is great and only £1"