Stuart Bentley

"Hahaha, there's no password on their router. This would be juicier if it were plugged in to the WAN."

"There's a headphone jack under the console for Technika3, so you can hear it over the sound of the adjacent Pop'n Music machine."

"Ask the bar for a "Trash Can" to order an Adios Mother with an upturned can of Red Bull in it."

"Get some $3 quesadilla at happy hour and try some of their super-mild sour cream."

"If you need to recharge your phone and it's after 6 PM, there are covered outlets next to each of the trees lining the walkways."

"Don't forget to take the paper off the bottom of a Red Velvet Whoopie Pie."