"If you think of stealing the mayorship here, your penis mysteriously falls off."
Coffee Shop
· Merritt Island, United States
"Slowest elevator ever"
Hotel
· Savannah, United States
6.1"Allow yourself some extra time. The staff is great and answers any questions you may have. But that means they answer the questions of people there before you, so have patience. It's worth the wait!"
Sporting Goods Retail
· Merritt Island, United States
7.0"They make you wait for 30 minutes to see doctors for 30 seconds! And leave doors open so everyone hears your business"
Doctor's Office
· Merritt Island, United States
"If you look you will see that the Flying V is made of flying geese"
Home (private)
· United States
"The doors are incredibly loud. Move your seat away from them if you want any chance of sleep in the uncomfortable seats"
Rail Station
· Lorton, United States
6.2