Supergirl

"I think the food is the same food I've eaten at other breakfast buffet places over my whole life. They just truck it around to wherever I am, and I get my hopes up every time... sigh."

"Consistently long line ups at checkout. There doesn't seem to be a time better than others, but towards closing is your best bet."

"Has never ever gotten my order right, despite having eaten here five or six times. Get it together, for fucks' sake. Since when is an angus burger a chicken sandwich?"

"Like cheap stuff? There's a Buy One Get One sale on right now for the foreseeable future. Check out the racks to the right of the front doors, in Heritage and in the men's section."

"Security is balls, kicks out friends of students after 2 am, even if they don't live in the city, have no place to go, and it's just above freezing. Merciless!"