Nessa C

""Hi, I'm looking for a Bluetooth dongle." "What does that do?" "Aren't you the one who works in a computer shop...?""

"I'm gonna be a Level 10 by the time I leave this town!"

"This place only just opened and I'm already convinced it has the best food in C-U! 5*"

"Not great if you want vegetarian food; the menu is chicken, pork, beef... otherwise, this was a great place to get put up by my airline!"

"Fairly good noms, but didn't live up to its reputation IMO. Too expensive for what you get!"

"Persuaded them into doing a touch-up that would originally have been £30 into doing it for free (I had the tat done here originally)!"