Shawn Donnelly

"Center of the Universe. Smoothie shack around the corner is cool. Go to the Asian one, not the corporate one. The daughter is kinda cute. $5 for a big one."

"Temple girls are easy if you grow a set and talk to them. Man up, gents, you're in college now."

"Two bars local to this stop. Watch out for the indigenous homosexual firefighter population. A lanky clown named Jim drinks near here. He doesn't last long in the sack, according to local sources."

"Fern Rock hood af. Connects to Orange Line. You can save money on a monthly pass by taking orange line to and from here instead of taking R3 directly into the city. Times is hard. Vote for Bernie!"

"Frank Rizzo's grandson once fell asleep on this train. Ended at West Trenton, had to wait to go back towards Philly. True story. A bus from here can take you to the Trenton terminal"

"Young local ruffians may harass you after school hours. Stand your ground, they ain't got no heart. One or two well-placed elbow throws should pacify them should they start a fight"