Bahati Mwamuye

"This is not a shopping centre. It has no real shops, just a collection of glorified kiosks patrolled by street boys who will pluck stuff off your car if you are stupid enough to park here"

"Brilliant spicy chicken, flame grilled."

"Well, I guess its better than living next door in Kibera. Will hold a harambee so that my pal can move."

"Nice place to stock up, great value for money"

"Java is Java. You get okay coffee, an okay menu, okay service. Only thing great about this outlet is the location. A great place to sit out traffic or a convenient rendezvous point"

"Ice skating in the middle of Nairobi!"