Jared Powers

"Don't stop on Sundays. Only one restaurant open. That coupled with no lights in either bathroom and a broken ATM make this the worst rest stop in the history of rest stops."

""You can drink your fancy ales,You can drink them by the flagon,But the only brew for the brave and true,Comes from the Green Dragon!""

"Try a black and white mocha. It's the best. or get the girl across the room."

"HelpDesk is right down the stairs."

"Ring the doorbell, its that little round button on your left."

"Ring the doorbell to gain entrance. We have a doorbell, I promise. It's that round button to your left."