Kenneth Hemphill Jr.

"Don't drive through puddles, that's actually potholes large enough to fill a swimming pool."

"Trying to figure out which has the worst customer service - this place or the Love's in Toomsoomba..."

"Walk in and say hi to the employees - they'll look at you like you just shot their dog and insulted their mother!"

"Slow, slow, ssssslllllllooooooooooooowwwwwwwww."

"Different WM DC, same policies. Show up and hour early, wait forever in lines, three hours to unload."

"Walked in, smelled cigs and saw people smoking inside, then walked out. Easy way to lose my business."