Rich Meister

"Ask for the $5 menu. They won't give it if you don't ask."

"If you're worried about bad breath or gross teeth before your appointment, ask to go to the bathroom. There are toothbrushes and toothpaste available. The toothpaste is in the red jar on the shelf."

"If you show up before 7:45, the lines are shorter. You also wait to get in. They open at 8."

"Carry-out special!!! $7.99 for a 1 topping pizza."

"Sit outside on a sunny day and read a book. Don't bring your computer though. There are no outlets."

"If you're here, stop by Lynda's office and get some candy."