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The Turtle

The Turtle

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Washington, DC
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41 places including Coyle House, 7-Eleven, King's NY Pizza, Fishermen's Net
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    "I am not sure this place could smell more of jesusfarts."
    The TurtleThe Turtle · November 18
    Chick-fil-A
    Fast Food
    · Fairfax, United States
    8.4
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    "Leave your little kids home. Some places are for ADULTS. Chuck E. Cheese is one mile south."
    The TurtleThe Turtle · November 13
    The Revolution Darts & Billiards Fairfax
    Sports Bar
    · Fairfax, United States
    7.5
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    "The terminal is kinda sterile, but things move along. If you like airports, this is fine. I remember the old dock, back in the 1980s."
    The TurtleThe Turtle · November 12
    Casco Bay Ferry Terminal
    Piers
    · Portland, United States
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    "Sometimes Monica farts and looks around like it was somebody else."
    The TurtleThe Turtle · November 9
    Mason District
    City
    · United States
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    "Sure smells like farts here..."
    The TurtleThe Turtle · November 8
    Baxter Academy Of Science And Technology
    Student Center
    · Portland, United States
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    "If you're in 302, don't eat the lobster I hid under the bed. I'm saving it."
    The TurtleThe Turtle · November 7
    Hyatt Place Portland-Old Port
    Hotel
    · Portland, United States
    8.1