Thomas Puryear

"If you show up late, they'll give you priority bag drop and escort to the front of the security line. The rest of you responsible punctuals can wait."

"It's a trap! The real Doubletree is up the street."

"Watch out if you have an early day. Breakfast starts at 6 but isn't served until the cook decides when to show up."

"Only expletives are sufficient for describing the QoS of Dela."

"Watch your heels, the electric carts will be right on top of you."

"Three agents for casual/family lines. One agent for expert. Not so "expert", is it."