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"Bring a friend or at least a witness. Tie up all loose ends and compose a living will before trecking the grassy field to certain doom."

"Traci knows what's up! I was lost in an insurance dilemma, she steered me the right way and made sure I got a great price. She even gave me her honest opinion on which frames looked best on me."

"Some of the most pristine holding cells you'll ever get busted in!"

"This place has the best calamari I have ever had, it's so much meatier than anywhere else! My friend, who hates calamari, is now a big fan. Order "Crispy Calamari", it's awesome!!"