Tarique Naseem

"Don't try and pee from the top of Lion Rock, especially if there's a gust of wind blowing towards you."

"This woman kept telling me it was a shitty beach. So, I came anyway, not expecting much. It wasn't shitty at all! Was quite lovely. It's only afterwards I realised she had a lisp. Oh how we laughed!"

"Great service, and great smoothies!"

"Great for kids tennis lessons. The instructors are top notch and really give the kids plenty of attention."

"Lovely, quiet village... mainly because I've moved out of the area."

"Don't come here thinking it's a nudist park. I realised when mothers were screaming & called the police. The only reason I got off was because they mistook me for Sasquatch, and took pictures instead."