Tom Carusona

"Great view. Weak beer selection."

"When flying USairways get a mobile boarding pass and avoid the long security lines at B/C by going through security at A East."

"Bummer: they'll only do egg sandwiches one way - scrambled."

"Bonus: if a show isn't sold out talk to an usher and they may be able to upgrade you to orchestra seats for free!"

"Watch out for Spike's shits."

"Dog lovers: there is a dog park on the taxi pickup side of terminal B. Woof!"