TROY Filson

"Decor was unappealing. Food was tasty, but full of bones. Had to work for the lamb! Try the cucumber salad! Yummy!"

"The beer is safe, but don't drink the water!"

"Free wifi, but at such a slow speed. You're better off going down the street to the Apple Store or McDonald's."

"Don't go on a Friday or Saturday night unless you want to stand in a queue and end up fighting your way through a crowd of amateurs!"