Ian Turner

"Basic Wi-Fi is free for guests (enter room and name).... Upgrade for streaming video speeds and VPN support (apparently)"

"If travelling to the US grab a customs form from here in case you miss them being given out on the flight..."

"Use washing machine bags (ones for those tablets) when crabbing. Pop some smelly old bacon in there and you'll soon have more crabs then a week in Ibiza!"

"Amazing plums in September!"

"Don't wander under the bridge - there is a troll who will eat you! And if he doesn't get you the Thames' currents will!"

"The password for wifi changes regularly...."