Tynan Humphrey

"one of the janitors has a cooking channel on youtube."

"check out the shower, its pretty neat."

"use a different name every time you go"

"if you want a goofy face on your license, the trick is not to change your face last second. Instead walk up to the booth with your face and act insulted when they tell you to stop making that face."

"don't forget your sunscreen yo!"

"don't get in line for security behind old people. they love candy wrapped in foil and most of their bones have been replaced by metal."