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Michael Smith

Michael Smith

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San Francisco, CA
  • 29 Tips
  • 129 Followers
  • 139 Following
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San Francisco
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11 places updated
11 places including Shabu House, Pause Wine Bar, Social Kitchen & Brewery, Bloodhound
    Michael's Recent Tips
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    "Totally thought this was the red light district. Came for a happy ending but left with a latte and a full battery. 10/10 would fuck around and find out again."
    Michael SmithMichael Smith · July 2
    EV Charging
    · Kettleman City, United States
    8.4
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    "Totally thought this was a car body shop on a drunken night out. Came in to fix my bumper, left with my body rekt. 10/10 would fuck around with bumpers again."
    Michael SmithMichael Smith · November 16, 2019
    Gym / Fitness
    · San Francisco, United States
    8.7
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    "Totally thought this was a massage parlor on a drunken night out. Came in for deep tissue, left with cheesefoam fuckery. 10/10 would fuck around with boba again."
    Michael SmithMichael Smith · October 20, 2019
    Bubble Tea
    · San Francisco, United States
    7.4
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    "Totally thought this was a 7-11 on a drunken night out. Came in for a slushy, left with a belly full of cheese. 10/10 would cum again."
    Michael SmithMichael Smith · August 7, 2019
    Italian
    · San Francisco, United States
    8.0
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    "Totally thought this was a driving range on a drunken Saturday night. Came in to hit balls. Came out with popcorn in my butthole. 10/10 would movie again."
    Michael SmithMichael Smith · July 22, 2019
    Movie Theater
    · San Francisco, United States
    9.4
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    "Totally thought this was a car dealership on a drunken night out. Came in for a good deal on a used Honda Accord, left with a belly full of dumplings that made me have orgasms for days."
    Michael SmithMichael Smith · June 20, 2019
    Chinese
    · San Francisco, United States
    8.4