Whitney Porter

"Front desk is super nice but it can't make up for the horribly uncomfortable platform beds, water warped vanities and busted doors. This is a one and done kind of hotel. It's broke, so fix it."

"Stick with the drinks. The food is way sub-par."

"Can't go wrong with anything on the menu, but the Stevie (pictured) is my personal fave. Oh, and be sure to order the bread pudding when it's available. #WorthIt"

"Lillian is fantastic! And definitely pick up a bravado when you're there."

"Bring your own water + bags, and remember the golden rule applies to people and dogs. This park is for all kinds of dogs; it's an equal opportunity dog park. If you don't like pit bulls, stay at home."

"This place is legit. Best pedicure in town - hot stone massage paraffin treatment - it's to die for!"