Zachary Hanz

"Dial 1 for Physics, 2 for Exploration."

"Can't say enough good things about this place. Sure, you'll pay a little more, but you get city-quality food in the suburbs. They're innovative, and the staff is really knowledgeable and friendly."

"The floor is perfect for sleeping on."

"The owner really takes care of you. Doesn't skimp on the a/c, makes breakfast right in front of you. Have you ever heard of cable tv, though?! :-)"

"The heavier bartender is a complete prick. Don't try to embarrass a girl for using a card to pay for drinks. You're in the service industry."

"Wipe down the machines, please. And don't just sit there and check your phone. That said, great gym."