"No credit card receipt! Just write it down somewhere my dear. Not to patronize such bad business practice, patronizing tone no charge. Completely offensive! !!!"
"There is not room enough here to explain all the backtracking, obfuscation, and no apology problems that occurred. "Frittata" (scramble) floated in a oil and spinach water. Don't order."
"First 24 hours: A number of clusters of failure. Breakfast order did not come. Internet connection did not connect. These issues took time to resolve."
"Glad all the Portlanders like this place. I was disappointed expecting a lamb gyro. Lamb and beef mix. Impossible to get straight lamb "euro sandwich." "Sorry, ma'am, is already mixed." Bummer."