If you were smart, you'd be at one of these places

Brittany Hummel: Karaoke with the greatest KJ of all time. He'll even do the Nate Dogg part of regulators with you if you ask him nicely. $1.00 tacos and jello shots on Saturday make for a fabulous night.

Brittany Hummel: Order the baked potato as your side. Especially if the idea of a mini baked potato bar being brought to your table thrills you.

Brittany Hummel: Half price cheese steaks on Mondays. The hoagie rolls will change your life.

Brittany Hummel: Buy a take and bake pizza and a 1.5L bottle of wine for &11.98!

Brittany Hummel: Everything is good, EXCEPT FOR THE CHIA SEEDS.

Brittany Hummel: Get a grilled cheese sandwich and a long island served in a carafe.

Brittany Hummel: order what you want, and then order two more of the same thing.

Brittany Hummel: If you go between the hours of 1:00 and 3:00am, there is a good chance they will be out of everything but the steak sandwich. Order the steak sandwich.

Brittany Hummel: His name isn't Bob.

Brittany Hummel: Watch a bar fight while someone simultaneously is break dancing to your karaoke rendition of "Gold Digger".

Brittany Hummel: After eating and drinking your way through Brooklyn/Westmorland/Sellwood, you should probably stop by the gym.