Mayor is truly a gem. She fixes problems & potential issues like a boss. Her friendly conversations & witty sense of humor will always put a smile on your face! Plus, she's major eye-candy!
Cabana is stunning! Big screen, Margaritaville, endless ice, surround sound, full bar, bar & poolside seating, bathroom (complete with AC & shower), full kitchen, grill, pool b-ball, and boobie art!
Don't bring ice. They have ice. Wipe your feet and watch your mouth. The man and lady of the house are badass motherfuckers.
Extremely helpful staff- very willing to find everything we were looking for, did a pre-order, and gave us event info... All that at closing time on a Friday night (closes at 10:00)! I'd say A+
The showers are probably..... maybe the best on the planet. Toilets are outstanding as well, however I was a bit miffed there is no bidet. 🚿🚽 💵💵💵💵
