Favorite Mexican Eats

Mars: Bomb tacos. Try Jessica's #2 first. You will be surrounded by beggars, crackheads and homeless asking for change. The food smells good. They smell like shit.

Mars: Had to stop here on tour after seeing this place on TV. Their Sonoran Hot Dogs are amazing. Yeah that's right, a Mexican hot dog. Who would have thought this would be a hit? Well, unless its my dick.

Mars: Some of the best tasting burritos and tacos in town. You won't be bothered by homeless people here too. Except one time I did see one eating out of the trash with his bare ass showing in ripped jeans.

Mars: This place hooks their burritos up fat! Their tacos are way bigger than the taco trucks. Chile verde and menudo here is that good good.