On the fine line between kitsch and tradition sits Archimedes Banya. Steam yourself in the two traditional Russian saunas, relax with a drink in the soaking pools and finish off with a Platza massage. Read more.
Champagne. Handmade truffles. You'll need those while you wait for a spa therapist or beauty treatment at the Laboratoire. Glamorous views will leave you glowing — if you decide to leave at all.
You'll get good deep-tissue massages from trained professionals, an R&B soundtrack in the main areas, and a clean and relaxing locker room area with steam sauna to relax in afterwards. Read more.
The spa at the Hotel Vitale is tucked away on an upper floor with its own, bamboo-enclosed outdoor patio with deep soaking tubs. The massage therapists all have top-notch training.
Did someone order a steaming pile of LUXURY? Take a whiff. That's that nasty stank of pure f*ing relaxation. It's the perfect place if you're rich and under the impression that you have real problems. Read more.
They cater to man stuff like chest and back waxing. A couple of bonuses: All new clients automatically get 15 percent off and every Sunday from 11 to 1 they hand out free mimosas with every treatment.
O-p-u-l-e-n-c-e...opulence. You. Own. Everything. Everything is yours. The joint comes replete with all the amenities one would expect from a spa, and boasts one of the best views in the entire city Read more.
The real reason to hit the Kabuki are their communal baths. You know that scene in Eastern Promises? That's the Kabuki. You're not allowed to talk, and it's a nude scene, so creepers get the boot. Read more.
The quality of service will distract you from their moniker. Flop on their couch and get a manicure/pedicure while you're plied with free champagne, no stiff chairs or awkward manicure tables here. Read more.
In between sessions, you can lounge about in the tea garden, drift to sleep by the fireplace, or just open up in the eucalyptus steam room. For maximum bliss, book a couples package. Read more.
