If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, call them up later when your drunk!!! ;)
MY PHONE WAS STOLEN ... SO WHEN IT SHOWS WHERE i am ON FOURSQUARE ITS THeREAL thief not ME ... WHICH MEANS THIS thief ACTIONS CAN BE RECORDED AND TRACKED WHICH IS BETTER THAN THE local POLICE???
Weird things happen to good people while bad ones continue to be naughty
Just because you are in south Florida doesn't make it okay to wear booty shorts and a tiny tee if you are packing a few extra pounds. Feel free to mix in a salad first, then rock the shorts.
Women's personal bathrooms each with a sink and a heated toilet for that "someone just got up from this seat" feeling!!!
PISSED!! They were the ONLY place I could find Rockstar Latte & for some reason they stopped selling it although I always bought every can off the shelf!
Monsters get up every saturday st 6 just to watch sonic on channel 44 giggle
First of all, i was referring to smelly kelly who never bathes..second, ur friend tif KNEW kelly had a live in gf, and she continued to fuck around with him anyway, so shes just as guilty.
If you got it..flaunt it. But if you don't.. for heaven's sake, don't wear tight jeans and a half shirt..PLEASE!!!!
People are running around w no shoes on and leaving toe funk on the chairseats. Like grown people. This ain't Galveston ppl! Anyhow, it's just kinda gross.
Get the "premium" carwash. Place all your small items in a safe place like the glove compartment....& Roll all the windows down right before the Dry Cycle. Car wash tornado!!!'
How long do they recon it takes b4 sleep deprivation causes hallucinations, cause the polka-dotted pink bunny siting across from me said "that's a load of S***
Procrastination is a lot like masturbation. It feels good while your doing it, but in the end your just screwing yourself.
Whoever keeps checking into my shower , i like showering alone so id like it if you would stay out of my shower !!!
you know you're bored when you go into the bathroom and try to pee just for something to do!
GOOD Mornin'!! rise and shine.. get up and S..t..r..e..t..c..h... Now shake you boobs!! there~don't you feel refreshed??
If you come here late at night, don't sit in the parking lot for very long! I was here just for 5 min doing 4Sq and had different three people come up to asking me for money.. I gave out a total of $6
I'm sorry the person you're trying to reach has OUT talked text or sext you you (your lost)
Having your credentials, would you agree that student is "John Hopkins" ready : )
I will apologize also for putting you in the middle, it wasnt right, and yes ive never seen kelly take a bath the whole 2yrs he was living with my aunt, lol, disgusting.
I don't think "Go Green" was meant for this, but I say if your heart's in "Do It"
The bags up front are the softest... But when you want to hide from the instructor, the back row is best.
My headstone will read:" if you're reading this, you're standing on my boobs"! Lol...
AATCHOO!! Sorry I'm allergic to bullsh*t, drama queens, mind games, liars and 2-faced people!!
I have come to realize that " diarrhea of the mouth" is a direct side effect of " shit- for-brains". People... this is a serious medical condition!! :-)
