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Cowboy Slim's

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Uptown, Minneapolis

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Cowboy Slim's

5.4^/10

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"Douche bag city with handlebar mustaches!"(4 Tips)
"It is a major douchebag bar."(3 Tips)
"Kevin R. Is a mangina."(2 Tips)
"$2 taps + 1/2 price apps + patio = awesome happy hour ."(3 Tips)

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Jeremy LebensSeptember 3, 2016
AWESOME rooftop! Service is top notch. Our fried pickles were kinda soggy and manager personally apologized and credited us and grabbed us a round of beers. Will be coming back.
AustinApril 14, 2011
Been here 25+ times
I can't get enough of this place! Always a good time and a very diverse bunch of folks. Also bloody bar on the weekends with a patio... Need I say more??
Nick KileyJune 28, 2012
Been here 50+ times
If u want to have cheap drinks and good wings, come here for happy hour, and stop complaining about douche bags because you probably are one
John HonsaOctober 10, 2017
Good food and whiskey. Friendly staff. Local beer shortage on tap. 'Keep it local'
Philip ChristensenNovember 6, 2011
I feel like a douche just being here. If you couldn't tell, douche is recurring theme in these tips. Leave quick & save yourself the embracement of being seen at cowboy slims!
Tom SilerSeptember 6, 2012
douche bag jocks is right! I got kicked out because they had the jukebox turned off and were playing their own ipod. . .I complained that I already put in $15. . .they kicked me out!
Chris BaldwinJune 16, 2011
Mention Ed Hardy and get free cover here. Show your tribal tattoo and get a free soda water. Good Luck and God Speed.
Megan JohnsonMarch 19, 2012
Go on Monday during happy hour - $2 rails and $2 Sloppy Slims (which do NOT disappoint!) :-)
Paul KOctober 25, 2011
Been here 100+ times
Trashy can Tuesday and a great band at 10:00 what more can you ask for?
Mark JohnsonDecember 5, 2012
Smiled when I saw that this place is now a pile of rubble. Rumor has it they are building apts and a sports bar in its place.
Annie S.May 17, 2012
$2 taps + 1/2 price apps + patio = awesome happy hour .
Nathan GoettschSeptember 12, 2011
The waitstaff are very easy on eyes, and thee lunch specials are great.
Matt JacksonJune 1, 2012
Been here 100+ times
Gotta have the $2 slices of pizza. Best deal
CrystalJune 2, 2011
Their buffalo chicken wraps r the best I've ever had!
Sarah EdwardsAugust 15, 2011
Go here on Sunday afternoons so none of your friends will catch you here...
BombayDecember 17, 2011
Been here 25+ times
The brown kid that works there accepts free blowjobs...I heard it's pretty nice.
Zachary SchaefferOctober 21, 2011
Cowboy slims is best if viewed from the rooftop of Stella's.
Ross SwansonJuly 28, 2011
Been here 5+ times
Monday nights get the sloppy Joe ask for cheese sauce on the side
Justin HubbardAugust 11, 2012
Fire pit is bomb.com
Marcus GahnSeptember 21, 2011
Been here 100+ times
Try the Jack 'n Sprite... then take shots of Jack, like fuckin Cowboy Slim! Ohh Yeahhh
Victoria SFebruary 6, 2012
Been here 10+ times
Dan H and Chris M stated they have ginas. Thanks for coming out of the closet guys!
Stephen SchmidaMarch 3, 2010
Been here 100+ times
Beer Pong tournaments on Monday might are a blast. 2 dollar drinks from 10-12 are a plus.
Nicholas KreidbergJune 10, 2016
I didn't know that a bar could have food/service this bad but now I do! Avoid, avoid, avoid!!
Clyde Erwin BarrettoSeptember 3, 2011
Holy douche was this packed on a Thursday night. Drinks are cheap though.
Tim LaskowskiJune 5, 2012
There aren't good humans, but plenty of humanoids to see.
Wes GehbauerFebruary 13, 2011
The Bloddy Mary bar on Sundays is pretty great.
Chris MochinskiSeptember 21, 2011
Been here 10+ times
The bathroom smells good. Actually I'm serious. Cool spot. Go drink overpriced booze elsewhere, haters.
Helen FagreliusMarch 26, 2011
Been here 25+ times
The chocolate milk is amaZing!
Chris MochinskiSeptember 7, 2011
Been here 10+ times
Kevin R never has anything nice to say because he does not enjoy enough penis.
Matt JacksonDecember 19, 2010
Been here 100+ times
Gotta have breakfast here on the weekends!! Very good!
Dan KorbmacherJuly 6, 2011
Trash can Tuesday! $1.50 cans of trashy beers.
Zachary BethkeSeptember 3, 2012
Shells go on floor muthafucka!
Victoria SFebruary 6, 2012
Been here 10+ times
I've decided to only make new friends here.
Kyle SchmittJuly 9, 2011
Bar fucking blows last call Is early Bitch bartenders who are whores and can't make manhattans or drinks in general
Steve AdamsDecember 16, 2011
It is a major douchebag bar. Like Jersey Shore in Minnesota. Both sexes are douches.
Kylé ZajacAugust 25, 2012
Best place to commit suicide
Michelle HoedemanNovember 22, 2010
Perfect if you like nachos and douchebags.
Tyler HayesJanuary 30, 2010
DO NOT get the Mimosa. They don't even use real champagne and it tastes like sparkling flat orange juice. But a bloody mary on Sunday morning? Yes please.
Allie RileyApril 2, 2010
Go to Cowboy Slim's and put Toto, Phil Collins, or another non-country artist on and watch the cowboy's hearts break/be confused.
Doug HamlinJuly 24, 2011
Save yourself; leave immediately.
Brooke MckinnisOctober 6, 2011
Been here 25+ times
$3 pitchers of miller lite
DaveDecember 6, 2012
Demolished, no longer there.
Kevin RahejaMay 1, 2011
Been here 5+ times
Beware of the douche. They are abundant.
Marcus GahnJanuary 26, 2011
Been here 100+ times
You gotta party at slims sunday funday..SUNDAY, OH Yeahh!
A KJanuary 19, 2012
Miller lite is skunky
Hessley ReyMarch 9, 2012
Look at this! A dude at Slims! Yeah bro!
Jasmine MirsharifNovember 4, 2012
Been here 25+ times
Slims still exists
Cassie WanneboApril 5, 2011
"Can i have anything slathered in bbq sauce? "
MARiAOctober 3, 2012
Been here 5+ times
[closed for real]
Logan TwedtJune 23, 2009
Been here 10+ times
Come in early on weekends and have a bloody.

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