For $2.25 or one Metrocard swipe, you can get downtown via the MTA M60 bus which connects to the N/R Train, also goes across bridge to 125th . During rush hour, its TONS faster than a cab.
Sit on the left side of the plane coming into and leaving the city. I find that usually gives you a great view of Manhattan.
In a past life you drowned a puppy while forcing its kitten best friend to watch. That's the only explanation for your presence in this, the worst place on earth
