1. Duane Reade
2. Trader Joe's
JJ Ariosa: EAT THE LIMES TO REPLENISH VITAL BODY ACIDS. VITAL BODY ACIDS IMPROVE STOPPING POWER/SCENT/COLOR.
3. Duane Reade
JJ Ariosa: ESCALATOR DESCENDS FULL, NEVER RETURNS
4. Papa John's Pizza
JJ Ariosa: ONCE A MAN, HE ATE AN ENTIRE PIZZA AND NOW ONLY THIS HORRIFIC CONSTRUCT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU
5. Fountain Square
JJ Ariosa: AVOID THE GAZE OF METAL GUARDIANS BUILT BY THE BONES PROBASCO; FLEE FLEE FLEE
6. Yola's Cafe
JJ Ariosa: WHISPER YOUR NAME BACKWARDS TO THE TORTA, LET NO ONE HEAR YOU. IT IS NOW YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL. KNOWS/UNDERSTANDS HOPES/DREAMS/DESIRES/FEARS
7. Ace Hotel New York
JJ Ariosa: ROOM VERY CLEAN, TEMPORAL ANOMALY TRANSFORMS YOU INTO SELF AWARE FETUS, B-
8. Madison Square Park
JJ Ariosa: THE OLD GODS UNDER THE OBELISK ARE KIND OF DICKS; WON'T GIVE TOURISTS DIRECTIONS
9. Milk Bar
JJ Ariosa: BE ADVISED PORK BUNS ARE SENTIENT, WILL SCREAM WHEN EATEN, COOKIES MAKE YOU RELIVE PAST EXPERIENCES
10. Waterfront Park
JJ Ariosa: EELS RISE OUT OF WATER, VERY FRIENDLY UNTIL YOU MENTION THEIR IN-EDIBILITY. ELLS EXIST TO BE EATEN.
11. Engineers' Gate
JJ Ariosa: AN OMNISCIENT ENGINEER WATCHES, SOFTLY LAUGHING TO ITSELF AND SHAKING ITS HEAD
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