Laughter is the best medicine. But if a rattlesnake bites you, antivenom is the best medicine.
There’s a vendor here who’s never lost in a game of rock paper scissors. He has a fascinating scissor section.
A word of advice. Introducing enchiladas to a hostile but awestruck cannibal tribe is a great way to escape capture.
When I created the Armadillo Diet plan, people were losing an average of 17 pounds a week. Mainly because no one wanted to eat an armadillo.
On several occasions I’ve had enough miles to upgrade to Pilot.
I donated one of my eight male lions to this zoo. A word of caution: He understands Spanish, French and Catalan. So don’t say anything derogatory about him.
I speak from experience when I say a 500 year old pet Phoenix who is born from the ashes of fire, adopts you. Not the other way around.
