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No Malice Palace

(Now Closed)

Bar and Night Club$$$$

Alphabet City, New York

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No Malice Palace

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amNewYorkMay 5, 2013
Don’t expect a grand facade and entryway at the No Malice Palace, but it’s the nondescript appearance that adds to its charm. It’s equipped with a bar, lounge and dance floor and backyard garden.
Michael CarboneMarch 31, 2013
Bring your swim suits boys and girls because you are going to SWEAT. Enough that you could fill a small bathtub. Needless to say, the DJ is on point.
Larry LaBurrSeptember 22, 2013
Awesome music, Carlos is the best bouncer, but can get SO crowded you'll barely be able to breathe, much less dance.
Kelsey✨March 26, 2016
The hip-hop DJ makes this a fun spot for gettin' down. Just expect to pay a $5 cover charge on weekends
AnthonyMarch 29, 2014
Jonah the bartender on Friday is fantastic. Super attentive and good drinks!
Meg RobertsonMarch 13, 2011
Fabulous mix of poppy hip hop on Saturday nights with a diverse crowd in a dive bar/house party setting. $25 minimum on credit cards!
Warren RiosNovember 29, 2014
$9 for a bottle of Amstel Light! That's insane but otherwise cool spot. I wouldn't mind coming back her it alway too the award for the grosses men's bathroom
Irene MavridisNovember 5, 2016
Cool music and chill vibe! Bathrooms were clean!
Camber WeissSeptember 14, 2014
Best music in the city! All the best hip hop, tons of fun
Chris DavisJanuary 13, 2013
High school + college throwback jams spun by a decent hip-hop DJ. Packed beyond capacity all night; expect to be bumped into repeatedly. Lotta single male sharks looking for prey. Taco stand next door
Deep GujralJuly 28, 2012
Been here 10+ times
Come on Friday nights .. Ron and Jonah are behind the bar .. make sure you buy them a shot of whiskey!!
Lily GompertsAugust 24, 2016
Really fun dancefloor, great hip hop
LinusFebruary 25, 2012
A well gin and tonic at 7pm on Friday (bar opens at 7) will cost you $8. It's also mad empty. Music is good tho'.
@JaumePrimeroJanuary 31, 2012
Held my birthday party here in 09 the best hip hop and atmosphere ever!!
Leanne ZMarch 26, 2016
Good for dancing, expect to pay a cover charge weekend nights.
ReevesNovember 17, 2014
Perfect end to a ratchet night out in #les. However, the drinks are watered down so down so go there intoxicated
Jeffrey EasleyAugust 20, 2016
Been here 25+ times
Was my go-to place for 3 years.
angelo wAugust 31, 2010
This spot is a great low key place to dance and hang in the LES. They always have banging DJs.
KarenElianaApril 10, 2012
The music is great. Both times I went I had a fun time.
MeOn CheeseMarch 6, 2012
$5 well drinks. Bottles and cans of beer $5 with free well shot.
Lance FiascoOctober 20, 2013
Jimmy Prada doesn't DJ here anymore, so you won't find his "very large penis" at NMP Monday nights
Christine Y.May 9, 2013
Check out the patio. Hot female bartender with hipster glasses.
Jon SteinbackJanuary 11, 2014
beware: they're real nazis about their precious mandatory coat check policy.
Antoinette KingApril 22, 2012
Good dj but things grow legs and walk away in this spot.
Jamal PowellMay 18, 2013
Awesome music and the crowd gets down!
CarolineFebruary 3, 2015
Good hip hop dance spot
Liam K.March 12, 2018
Great great music
KristiDecember 1, 2013
Good music but packed!!!!!
Alan-Arthur AureliaSeptember 14, 2013
Music is mostly good. Drinks are overpriced and watered down. No beers on tap.
Neel VadoothkerJanuary 19, 2014
I recommend beer.
JJ KasperJuly 6, 2015
Best dancing in the EV
Ben FortneyJune 9, 2010
The DJs never fail to impress with a great mix of hip-hop.
Amanda RFebruary 19, 2012
Saturday nights are wayyyyyy too packed!
San SanJuly 19, 2016
Nice atmosphere
Shardae VNovember 10, 2013
Music was good all night!
joan leeJuly 21, 2012
Jonah's a good dude. Not stingy w the cigs nor the liquor
Adrien LSeptember 6, 2014
Chachi music, and poor layout means you'll get shoved around a lot. Do yourself a favor, go somewhere else.
Ben HuffMay 10, 2015
This place is the appropriate amount of ratchet
Nani WeinbergAugust 24, 2012
Great music on a Thurs night.
Alan ShainNovember 19, 2013
Been here 5+ times
Popular open mic 6:30 Loose Tuesdays.
CarlosSeptember 24, 2011
Use the cold water in the bathroom. The hot water is hotter than Hades.
PattyRiceCakeApril 7, 2013
Here on a Saturday night. The DJ is amazing.
Katie FlynnJanuary 5, 2012
Been here 10+ times
Make friends with Ron and give him my best!
Veronique VApril 19, 2011
Been here 5+ times
Great dance scene on Saturday nights...
Cory McGrathApril 23, 2012
Been here 5+ times
Sunday night with Tanja. She's the best.
W Archer NolanJanuary 17, 2012
Monday nights Jimmy Prada's Penis is very large
kimberly aguileraJanuary 28, 2010
Been here 5+ times
Dj Charlie brown on Wednesdays. Best DJ in town.
Brian SukApril 21, 2013
The rent a cop watching the door is a dick.
Karin RendelmanAugust 19, 2011
We danced here.
Brian AlcazarApril 22, 2011
Been here 100+ times
Say wussup to Alky

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