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SF, aka Bizzaro New York
Musée Mécanique is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

1. Musée Mécanique

9.0
Pier 45, Shed A (at Taylor St), San Francisco, CA
Museum · Fishermans Wharf · 182 tips and reviews
Z & Y Restaurant is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

2. Z & Y Restaurant

8.6
655 Jackson St (btwn Cooper Alley & Wentworth Pl), San Francisco, CA
Szechuan Restaurant · Chinatown · 189 tips and reviews
Code for America is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

3. Code for America

972 Mission St Fl 5 (at Mission St), San Francisco, CA
Tech Startup · SoMa · 12 tips and reviews
Zuni Café is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

4. Zuni Café

8.7
1658 Market St (at Rose St), San Francisco, CA
New American Restaurant · Civic Center · 318 tips and reviews
Zeitgeist is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

5. Zeitgeist

8.9
199 Valencia St (at Duboce Ave), San Francisco, CA
Beer Garden · SoMa · 387 tips and reviews
El Castillito is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

6. El Castillito

8.2
136 Church St #1111 (btwn 14th & Duboce), San Francisco, CA
Mexican Restaurant · Duboce Triangle · 109 tips and reviews
Stacks is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

7. Stacks

501 Hayes St (at Octavia St), San Francisco, CA
Breakfast Spot · Hayes Valley · 142 tips and reviews
Love N Haight is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

8. Love N Haight

553 Haight St (btwn Fillmore & Steiner), San Francisco, CA
Sandwich Spot · Lower Haight · 35 tips and reviews
Straw is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

9. Straw

203 Octavia St (at Page St), San Francisco, CA
American Restaurant · Lower Haight · 118 tips and reviews
Patxi's Pizza is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

10. Patxi's Pizza

7.5
511 Hayes St (btwn Octavia St & Laguna St), San Francisco, CA
Pizzeria · Hayes Valley · 128 tips and reviews
Mission Beach Cafe is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

11. Mission Beach Cafe

198 Guerrero St (at 14th St), San Francisco, CA
New American Restaurant · Mission Dolores · 330 tips and reviews
Suppenküche is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

12. Suppenküche

8.9
525 Laguna St (at Hayes St), San Francisco, CA
German Restaurant · Hayes Valley · 240 tips and reviews
Double Decker is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

13. Double Decker

7.5
465 Grove St (btw Gough & Octavia), San Francisco, CA
Burger Joint · Hayes Valley · 34 tips and reviews
Hotel Biron is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

14. Hotel Biron

9.1
45 Rose St (at Market St), San Francisco, CA
Wine Bar · Civic Center · 60 tips and reviews
Edwardian San Francisco Hotel is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

15. Edwardian San Francisco Hotel

6.5
1668 Market St (Valencia), San Francisco, CA
Hotel · Civic Center · 8 tips and reviews
Marines' Memorial Club & Hotel is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

16. Marines' Memorial Club & Hotel

7.5
609 Sutter St (at Mason St), San Francisco, CA
Hotel · Lower Nob Hill · 17 tips and reviews
All Star Cafe is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

17. All Star Cafe

7.5
98 9th St (Mission St), San Francisco, CA
Café · SoMa · 11 tips and reviews
Southpaw BBQ is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

18. Southpaw BBQ

2170 Mission St (btwn 17th St & 18th St), San Francisco, CA
BBQ Joint · Mission District · 107 tips and reviews
Teeth is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

19. Teeth

7.9
2323 Mission St (at 19th St), San Francisco, CA
Bar · Mission District · 188 tips and reviews
Jay's Cheesesteak is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

20. Jay's Cheesesteak

6.0
3285 21st St (at Valencia St), San Francisco, CA
Sandwich Spot · Mission District · 21 tips and reviews
Thieves' Tavern is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

21. Thieves' Tavern

496 14th St (at Guerrero St), San Francisco, CA
Whisky Bar · Mission Dolores · 60 tips and reviews
Bar Agricole is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

22. Bar Agricole

355 11th St (at Folsom St), San Francisco, CA
Cocktail Bar · SoMa · 213 tips and reviews
Rye is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

23. Rye

8.3
688 Geary St (at Leavenworth St), San Francisco, CA
Cocktail Bar · Lower Nob Hill · 140 tips and reviews
Crab House at Pier 39 is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

24. Crab House at Pier 39

8.4
203 C Pier 39 (at The Embarcadero), San Francisco, CA
Seafood Restaurant · Fishermans Wharf · 138 tips and reviews
Gracias Madre is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

25. Gracias Madre

2211 Mission St (at 18th St), San Francisco, CA
Mexican Restaurant · Mission District · 253 tips and reviews
Little Griddle is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

26. Little Griddle

7.8
1400 Market St (at Fell), San Francisco, CA
Burger Joint · Civic Center · 81 tips and reviews
Crustacean is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

27. Crustacean

7.8
1475 Polk St (at California St.), San Francisco, CA
Vietnamese Restaurant · Polk Gulch · 50 tips and reviews
Swan Oyster Depot is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

28. Swan Oyster Depot

8.6
1517 Polk St (btwn Sacramento & California St.), San Francisco, CA
Seafood Restaurant · Polk Gulch · 220 tips and reviews

29. Absinthe Brasserie & Bar

8.5
398 Hayes St (at Gough St), San Francisco, CA
French Restaurant · Civic Center · 252 tips and reviews

Matt B.Matt Biddulph: The braised American Wagyu beef is fantastic.

30. Absinthe Brasserie & Bar

8.5
398 Hayes St (at Gough St), San Francisco, CA
French Restaurant · Civic Center · 252 tips and reviews

Courtney P.Courtney P.K.: Eat dinner at the bar and order a drink off the chalkboard.

31. Absinthe Brasserie & Bar

8.5
398 Hayes St (at Gough St), San Francisco, CA
French Restaurant · Civic Center · 252 tips and reviews

Catherine B.Catherine B.: Impossible to go wrong here. Seriously.

The Green Arcade is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

32. The Green Arcade

1680 Market St (at Gough), San Francisco, CA
Bookstore · Civic Center · 7 tips and reviews
Coffee Mine is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

33. Coffee Mine

7.0
79 9th St (Mission), San Francisco, CA
Deli · SoMa · 7 tips and reviews
Local Edition is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

34. Local Edition

8.5
691 Market St (at 3rd St), San Francisco, CA
Cocktail Bar · SoMa · 267 tips and reviews

35. Hotel Whitcomb

4.6
1231 Market St (at 8th St.), San Francisco, CA
Hotel · SoMa · 114 tips and reviews

高手놀리밑™高手놀리밑™: The 6th and 7th floors are supposedly haunted

Hotel Whitcomb is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

36. Hotel Whitcomb

4.6
1231 Market St (at 8th St.), San Francisco, CA
Hotel · SoMa · 114 tips and reviews

Bob K.Bob Klossner: Look for the holding cells in the basement. Just be mindful of the staff.

The Embassy Network is one of SF, aka Bizzaro New York.

37. The Embassy Network

399 Webster St (Oak Street), San Francisco, CA
Apartment or Condo · Lower Haight · 1 tip