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1. Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY)

6.0
1 Terminal Dr (at Bainbridge St), Kenner, LA
International Airport · Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport · 828 tips and reviews

Big BoiBig Boi: Food court weak as fuck

2. Los Angeles International Airport (LAX)

6.0
1 World Way, Los Angeles, CA
International Airport · 4611 tips and reviews

Big BoiBig Boi: Don't drink Milkshakes before a red eye

3. 360i Risk Board

New York
Arts and Entertainment · Tribeca · No tips or reviews

Darren W.Darren Wong: Don't fuck with Africa bitches

4. Newark Liberty International Airport (EWR)

5.2
Brewster Rd (at Lindbergh Rd), Newark, NJ
International Airport · Newark Airport and Port Newark · 2505 tips and reviews

Nicole H.Nicole Hering: The only thing I dislike about this airport is that it is neither JFK or LGA.

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5. Wölffer Estate Vineyards

9.3
139 Sagg Rd (at Montauk Hwy), Sagaponack, NY
Vineyard · 65 tips and reviews

Nicole H.Nicole Hering: Definitely go for the rosé.

6. Aki Sushi West

128 W 36th St (Broadway), New York, NY
Sushi Restaurant · Garment District · 12 tips and reviews

Carlos M.Carlos Matias: Horrible service and I found a hair in my food.

7. Arby's

6.8
2731 Dorchester Sq, Cambridge, MD
Fast Food Restaurant · 3 tips and reviews

Shiv G.Shiv G.: It stinks in here.

8. Maujer Mayhem

Brooklyn, NY
Home (private) · East Williamsburg · 2 tips and reviews

Maggie W.Maggie Walsh: Out of the four sofas, I find the yellow the squishiest, but the futon best for sleeping. Pro Tip: ask about the secret 5th couch

9. Cake Shop

152 Ludlow St (Btwn Stanton St & Rivington St), New York, NY
Rock Club · Lower East Side · 81 tips and reviews

Andrew F.Andrew Futral: Bring your lap top here to show people you mean business!!

10. Cake Shop

152 Ludlow St (Btwn Stanton St & Rivington St), New York, NY
Rock Club · Lower East Side · 81 tips and reviews

Anthony C.Anthony Ciolino: If you run into Henry Rollins, don't look him in the eyes.

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11. Sarge's Delicatessen & Diner

7.8
548 3rd Ave (at 36th St), New York, NY
Jewish Restaurant · Murray Hill · 96 tips and reviews

Jessica C.Jessica Chiang: Coffee cup vs soup cup.

12. Cafeteria

8.0
119 7th Ave (at W 17th St), New York, NY
New American Restaurant · Chelsea · 636 tips and reviews

Deans C.Deans C.: Avoid the Smooth Criminal cocktail. Egg white and some spices make it strange. It doesn't taste like its explained.

13. Stankonia Studios

7.3
677 Antone St NW, Atlanta, GA
Recording Studio · Berkeley Park · 26 tips and reviews

Big BoiBig Boi: There is a fake ass mayor, Bitch we don't even know you

14. Brooklyn Flea - Fort Greene

176 Lafayette Ave. (btw Clermont & Vanderbilt Ave.), Brooklyn, NY
Flea Market · Clinton Hill · 143 tips and reviews

The BombernautThe Bombernaut: I go here to stalk hipster chicks. It's much harder when they're not drunk and giving Hj's in a dive bar bathroom.

15. Komegashi Too

6.7
99 Town Square Pl (at Washington Blvd), Jersey City, NJ
Japanese Restaurant · Newport · 44 tips and reviews

TanyaTanya: WE FOUND GLASS & HARD PLASTIC IN OUR SUSHI. So did the table next to us. And the manager refused to comp our meal.

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16. Gramercy

New York, NY
Neighborhood · 3 tips and reviews

17. Exchange Bar & Grill

256 3rd Ave (at E 21st St.), New York, NY
Bar · Gramercy Park · 36 tips and reviews

Lexie K.Lexie Kier: Want eggs Benedict? Sorry, no English muffin. How about a spinach omelette? No spinach! How about simple scrambled eggs? No eggs. Disastrous mgmt is funny /sad. Avoid unless you enjoy dark comedy.

18. Copper Door Tavern

272 3rd Ave (btwn E 21st & 22nd), New York, NY
Bar · Gramercy Park · 31 tips and reviews

Justin C.Justin Chase: Don't eat the disco fries. They use American cheese not even mozarella and the fries are steak not shoe string. At least the gravy is good.

19. The Jane Hotel Ballroom

113 Jane St (at West St), New York, NY
Hotel Bar · West Village · 89 tips and reviews

David S.David Selman: Dance with the ghost of Teddy Roosevelt under the taxidermy.

20. The Jane Hotel

8.0
113 Jane St (at West St), New York, NY
Hotel · West Village · 150 tips and reviews

Travel ChannelTravel Channel: “If you’re not a big pimpin’ oligarch and looking for more affordable accommodations, the recently restored Jane Hotel in the West Village might be more in your zone.” – Anthony Bourdain.

21. Citi Field

9.1
41 Seaver Way (at Roosevelt Ave), Flushing, NY
Baseball Stadium · Flushing · 667 tips and reviews

Cristina R.Cristina R: Do not eat at Shake Shack unless you want to miss the entire game. Go to Blue Smoke instead. If you REALLY want your Shake Shack fix, wait until the ninth to beat the lines.

22. NYU Law | Vanderbilt Hall

40 Washington Sq S (btwn MacDougal & Sullivan St.), New York, NY
Law School · Greenwich Village · 6 tips and reviews

Bre P.Bre Pettis: The men's room here has a brilliant innovation: foot pedals to flush the urinals. Very impressive engineering.

23. 346 E 13th Street

Home (private) · East Village · 1 tip

Harrison O.Harrison Ong: My mom's a bitch

24. Sugarland Nightclub

221 N 9th St (btwn Driggs Ave & Roebling St), Brooklyn, NY
Gay Bar · Williamsburg · 26 tips and reviews

Dev G.Dev Ghose: People that enjoy going to this place really need to get out more. And a $5 cover... in Brooklyn. Really? It's bad enough that I had to come out to this borough.

25. Sugarland Nightclub

221 N 9th St (btwn Driggs Ave & Roebling St), Brooklyn, NY
Gay Bar · Williamsburg · 26 tips and reviews

Dev G.Dev Ghose: Not sure why but I gave it another chance. The DJ still sucks. The place smells like some dropped a deuce in the dance floor. Hate it.

26. Sugarland Nightclub

221 N 9th St (btwn Driggs Ave & Roebling St), Brooklyn, NY
Gay Bar · Williamsburg · 26 tips and reviews

ameera e.ameera elrasheedy: A surprising number of men grabbed my boobs at this bar.

27. Sugar Wax Bar

325 Audubon Ave, New York, NY
Hair Salon · Fort George · 2 tips and reviews

Shiv G.Shiv G.: Rafaela will sugar the shit of your lady bits. It'll hurt like hell, but it's worth it. $35 is a small price to pay compared to $70+ downtown.

28. Russian & Turkish Baths

7.7
268 E 10th St (at 1st Ave), New York, NY
Spa · East Village · 86 tips and reviews

Justin O.Justin Orgel: Russian LinkedIn

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29. Russian & Turkish Baths

7.7
268 E 10th St (at 1st Ave), New York, NY
Spa · East Village · 86 tips and reviews

Thomas N.Thomas Nolan: This place is extremely special. Perfect close to a poisonous weekend. #manday

30. Ace Hotel Lobby Bar

8.6
16 W 29th St (btwn Broadway & 5th Ave), New York, NY
Hotel Bar · NoMad · 236 tips and reviews

Peter S.Peter Sigrist: You wouldn't bring a PC laptop in here

31. Masters Inn Roach Hostel Columbia Knox Abbott

613 Knox Abbott Dr, Cayce, SC
Motel · 13 tips and reviews

russ m.russ marshalek: Highly recommended if you hate yourself or your friends

32. Shelter

80 N 7th St (at Wythe Ave), Brooklyn, NY
Bar · Williamsburg · 99 tips and reviews

R.G. L.R.G. Logan: Bayou chic pizza place. Good selection of pizzas, but the empanadas are microscopic.

33. Sing Sing Ave A

7.5
81 Avenue A (at E 6th St), New York, NY
Karaoke Bar · East Village · 53 tips and reviews

Andrew C.Andrew Cerda: The men's room smells like strawberry tuna fish. Give it a whiff !!

34. Sing Sing Ave A

7.5
81 Avenue A (at E 6th St), New York, NY
Karaoke Bar · East Village · 53 tips and reviews

Mike M.Mike Merlino: Fun BUT, the men's bathroom smells like someone at a onion sandwich then puked, sweat & shat it out!

35. Hale & Hearty

655 Avenue of the Americas (btwn 20th & 21st St.), New York, NY
Soup Spot · Chelsea · 30 tips and reviews

36. Markt

676 Avenue of the Americas (at W 21st St), New York, NY
Belgian Restaurant · Flatiron District · 155 tips and reviews
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37. Schnipper's Quality Kitchen

1 Madison Ave (at E 23rd St), New York, NY
Burger Joint · NoMad · 193 tips and reviews

38. CADET -West Village

New York, NY
Men's Store · Gramercy Park · No tips or reviews

39. Orion Diner & Grill

7.1
395 2nd Ave (At 23rd St.), New York, NY
Diner · Gramercy Park · 54 tips and reviews
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40. Warren Weaver Hall

251 Mercer St (at W 4th St), New York, NY
College Auditorium · Greenwich Village · 10 tips and reviews

41. L'Allegria Restaurant

623 9th Ave (44th Street), New York, NY
Italian Restaurant · Hell's Kitchen · 23 tips and reviews
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42. Hallo Berlin

626 10th Ave (btw 44th & 45th St), New York, NY
German Restaurant · Hell's Kitchen · 107 tips and reviews

43. The Dutch

8.6
131 Sullivan St (at Prince St), New York, NY
New American Restaurant · SoHo · 458 tips and reviews

Rodrigo M.Rodrigo Matias: DON'T GO!!! A rat in the hall that run near our table. We paid the bill and informed the waitress about the rat, but he did not give us importance. We were worried about the restaurant hygiene.

44. Tropical 128

128 Elizabeth St (at Broome St), New York, NY
Sports Bar · Little Italy · 57 tips and reviews

Sonny B.Sonny Byrd: If you're looking for a cheap sketchy happy hour where you won't recognize anyone at the bar: HOMERUN.

45. Calexico Cart

Madison Sq. Park at Broadway (btwn W 24th & W 25th St), New York, NY
Food Truck · NoMad · 85 tips and reviews

Kyle Cameron S.Kyle Cameron Studstill: If you look up across the street there's always a girl on the third floor jogging in front of the window. Not even on a treadmill or anything, just running in place ha. Always a phone to her ear, too

46. The Abbey

536 Driggs Ave (btwn N 7th and N 8th St), Brooklyn, NY
Bar · Williamsburg · 44 tips and reviews

UNOlkerUNOlker: This place has everything. Pretentious white people planning European vacations, pool tables, pony tailed English bartenders, b&w photo both photos on the wall, good beer, red x-mass lights.