"Central Park takes up roughly 843 acres of land. To give you an idea, that’s roughly 16 billion NY apartments." - Conan O'Brien
"The Alamo, located just outside of San Antonio, TX was the place where… I think it has to do with the rental car company?" - Conan O'Brien
"Wikipedia describes San Antonio’s River Walk as “the jewel of the city." Wikipedia describes a jewel as “a place where people drink/fight/pee outdoors.”" - Conan O'Brien
