Arrive early and leave stuff like Israeli soil at hone. Baggie contents was tested for dangerous substances ?! ( last used for my husbands funeral at gravesite)
"What happens is Vegas...." Save it, we all know you got drunk with your girlfriends at your bachelorette party and shoved 1's down a male strippers panties
The National Post tip is bs. If kids are used to smuggle drugs what makes you think they won't be used to smuggle other things. Pat them down too or put them on their own flight. Not mine.
Watch out for the brown haired TSA agent with glasses. While checking your I.D. all she'll do is giggle at your photo and take forever to decide your actually you.