Hell's Kitchen

Our Mahnomin Porridge Kit includes hand-parched, native-harvested wild rice, all in a beautifully packaged gift box. If you're not familiar with wild rice, the quality truly makes a difference. Recipe included for 4 servings... just add cream! Adapted from 1800's trapper journals, Mahnomen (mah-NO-men) porridge is one of our top-selling, most talked-about menu items. But in our early days, nobody wanted to even try it, so we had to literally give it away in order to get folks to give it a go.

Even grown-ups need a good PB&J every now and then! Includes our Small-Batch Peanut Butter (17 oz. jar) , Blackberry-Ginger Jam (10 oz. jar) , and Blood-Orange Marmalade (10 oz. jar) .

Just in time for summer, get the grill-master in your life something they'll really love. Includes tins of our Pancho's Dry Rub, Chicken & Rib Rub, and Steve's Crushed Pepper Burger Seasoning, as well as 10 oz. jars of our BBQ sauce and Red Pepper jelly. Yum.

Our deliciously dense bread made with sausage, toasted walnuts, black currants, spices, and black coffee has a devoted following, and now you can bring home a ready-to-bake loaf for yourself!

Our Peanut Butter — made in very small batches — was put on the map when Lynn Rosetto Kasper swooned over it on her NPR Splendid Table show years ago. Jane and Michael Stern (Roadfood.com) said, "This could very well be the best peanut butter on the planet." And each and every day, our diners rave about this crunchy delight. Shelf life (unopened) = 6+ months.

This delectable house-made Blackberry Ginger Jam is frequently paired alongside our house-made Peanut Butter or Blood Orange Marmalade (also available for purchase) for toast-topping joy!

The secret sauce that makes our Caramel-Pecan Rolls such a delight.

Founders Mitch & Steve won the $10,000 "Ribfest Award" prize with a recipe that would eventually come to be this sauce. They struck the perfect balance--it won't blow out your sinuses, but it's got a kick!

Chopping salsa by hand allows each individual ingredient to shine through, which is why we're committed to this labor-intensive process. You've had this salsa on our Huevos Rancheros "of the gods," and now you can have it at home to use however you feel.

This basil balsamic vinaigrette helps elevate our mixed green salad, and now it can do the same for you at home! (16 oz.)

Experience the legacy of the world-famous Maytag Blue Cheese from the Maytag Dairy Farms outside of Newton, Iowa, the former home of the Maytag Corporation. In 1938, a process was developed for making blue cheese from homogenized cow's milk instead of the traditional sheep's milk, resulting in a distinctively smooth taste.

Take home our house-made Rib and Chicken Rub to spice up your dinner at home. Our delicious, signature sweet and spicy blend tastes amazing on everything! (4 oz.)

A special blend of herbs and spices, this one has a little kick from crushed red pepper! (4 oz.)

Take home a bottle of this popular local Pickled Habanero & Garlic hot sauce, hand-crafted in Faribault, Minnesota! All natural, vegan, gluten-free, and no added fillers. (5 oz.)

We decided to help our guests recreate our award-winning Bloody Mary at home by offering our delicious Rib Rub in a tin suitable for rimming a bloody glass. It's what we use when you order one at Hell's Kitchen, in conjunction with Gib's Bottled Hell (also available) , and now you can take a little piece of Hell with you to make this savory drink on your own. (4 oz.)

We think City Pages said it best about our signature Bloody Mary mix: "Hell's Kitchen bloody captures the perfect level of spice — not too hot for the average brunch-goer, but you'll damn well know you're drinking it. The mix is thick and fantastically complex. It's as classy as we've come to expect from a restaurant that does just about everything well." This 1 Quart jar of our freshly made mix (pasteurized for shelf stability) should be enough for 8 Bloody Marys--just add your booze of choice and garnish with your personal favorite toppings (booze and fixings not included) . Looking to bring home the full experience? We also offer our Bloody Mary Kit, which comes with the liquid mix, a tin of our Bloody Mary rim spice, drink skewers and a recipe for our house mix--enabling you to really make it your own! (Refrigerate after opening)

CLOSE YOUR EYES before you blush, because this ain't no regular coffee, this is damn good coffee with super magical powers! Our coffee beans "restore virginity" without even growing hair on your palms. Organic, fair trade, locally roasted by Peace Coffee. Regular Whole Bean--sorry, Decaf or Ground not available! (12 oz.) (Coffee mug sold separately)

A traditional Pint Glass with our logo printed in HK black and red.

Once the shots come out, we know the party is going to Hell in a handbasket, so pick your poison of choice with this cheeky Hell's Kitchen shot glass (2 oz. clear glass) . …Alcohol not included (don'tcha wish) ?

It's time to show off your allegiance to your favorite breakfast spot! (Or maybe you just want your morning routine to match our hellish color scheme?) This 12 oz. ceramic coffee mug is black with red interior, and has our iconic Hell's Kitchen vulture logo on the side.

So here's the deal: if you're doing your own Bloody Mary Bar at home and plan to offer a myriad of fun garnish choices for your guests, THE most important thing we can say is to make sure your glasses are heavy enough so their spectacular creations don't throw everything off-balance and fall over. (Trust us; we learned from experience.) Our dishwasher safe, heavy-duty glass measures approx 8" high, so remember to get LONG bamboo skewers, readily available at Target and almost everywhere else.

Our signature logo T-shirt lets folks know you've been to the REAL Hell's Kitchen in Minneapolis, not that Gordon Ramsay wannabe that started long after we opened in 2002. Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the front of a gray short sleeve T-shirt. Available in XS-3XL

Show your colors in style with our newest design. This print utilizes a water-based inking method for a bright, yet natural, colorful print - the MPLS skyline may show slight variations from shirt to shirt, so each one is as unique as the wearer!

This soft, comfy, unisex 3/4-sleeve baseball tee comes with red sleeves and a black torso with the Hell's Kitchen vulture logo on the front (no design on back) .

Extra comfy, mid-weight, full-zip hooded sweatshirt with jersey-lined hood, featuring our classic Vulture logo on the front breast and our Skyline logo across the back. A great balance of comfort and durability that you will see our staff proudly sport through a busy brunch or dinner shift!

Extra comfy, mid-weight hooded sweatshirt with jersey-lined hood, featuring our classic Vulture logo on the front breast and our Skyline logo across the back. A great balance of comfort and durability that you will see our staff proudly sport through a busy brunch or dinner shift!

Damn Good Food – featuring almost ALL of Hell's Kitchen's recipes – is a cookbook with a heartbreaking as well as uplifting look into the belly (and heart) of the beast. Ann Bauer poignantly tells the story of Mitch Omer, a wildly creative award-winning chef, who hurled through most of his life setting fires, breaking limbs, drinking 24/7, getting fired, abusing drugs, gaining 200 pounds and barely avoiding suicide until he was finally diagnosed as bipolar. Once properly medicated, his wild ride settled down enough to open a successful Minneapolis restaurant, lose 170 pounds, enjoy a sane marriage to his third wife, and provide hope to others. "I've been fixed," he used to pout as he jokingly glanced at his crotch… and this is the story of his survival intertwined with the beloved recipes that put Hell's Kitchen on the map. (Hardcover, 256 pages)

FIVE BUCKS will get'chu a 10-pack of postcards featuring 4 iconic Ralph Steadman images, 2 images from our faaaav local artist Joe Polecheck, and 4 bonus Hell's Kitchen promo postcards. "Hey, Kids! Collect 'em all!" Price INCLUDES postage.