I don’t know if it’s still there, but the jukebox once contained a recording I was able to sneak in of nothing but a whale song.
If you catch a man’s eye in this place, hand it back immediately. Pirates don’t take kindly to thieves.
Many years ago I taught a penguin here how to play chess. His Sicilian Defense was among the best I’ve ever seen.
It is always a nice surprise to find that a theater has leathery seats and juicy burgers, and not the reverse.
I met a woman named Maria here who introduced me to spelunking. As well as how to explore dark places with your hands.
If you take an F-15 for a joyride over the Nevada desert make sure your co-pilot knows what he’s doing. If he can’t perform a simple Pitchback or Wingover, you’re better off flying alone.
I comforted Dutchess Elba here, the day she learned of her husband's affair with the daughter of an Italian tire magnate. I cut our time short, for fear of being involved in yet another royal scandal.
