This is where you take out of towners who want to experience the cool Brooklyn. Pizza is pretty good but not worth the long waits. Head to Roberta's take out only store a couple doors down.
cheesus h christ is my jam. not on the menu but they've never denied my requests to have it. also their t-shirts for sale have pizza pentagrams on them
Visit their mobile oven in Madison Square Park. The gooey, elastic cheese stretching from the oven-fresh Neapolitan slice with have you begging for more!
Has anyone eaten real pizza before? It's not good here. Has anyone met anyone nice before? Well, I have, and no one nice works here. Get over the bougie atmosphere and support real Brooklynites.